LAW OF AVERAGES:

I am not very fat & I am not very thin,

I´m not very pale & not got dark skin,

I´m not very tall & neither very short,

I´m not very idle but I don´t do sport,

I´m not blonde, dark, nor have red hair,

I´m not shy, but would never do a dare,

Little miss average, a real little mouse,

Living incognito in my plain little house,

In law of averages, I´m plum in the middle,

Nothing of note, no enigma & no riddle,

No fortune & fame, no ambition, no gain,

Been told all my life, I´m ordinary & plain,

It´s fine by me, being miss average, just me,

Tiptoe through life, nothing to hear, nor see,

 Leaving no footprints, not a single little mark,

On edge of society, not in the light nor dark,

Floating through life like a whisper in the air,

Leaving folks asking, “Was she really ever here?