TRAVELLING:

In car to airport, cold, fog & rain, spitter-spatter,

At airport, people, more people, mayham-matter,

In plane, tight-squash, fat neighbor, couldn’t be fatter,

Why oh why?

At airport, too much luggage, running hither-thither,

Airport to train, lost my way, I am now all of a dither,

In the train to wherever, tired & beginning to wither,

I think I´ll cry.

At the station, searching the exit, now I´m totally frazzled,

Aah there´s the taxi, OMG, too much sun, startled, dazzled,

Travel is a painful experience, I´d much rather be vajazzled,

It´s over, home at last, I sigh.