I WANT IT ALL:

I want caviar, oysters and expensive champagne,

I want it all and no, for this I´m not at all ashamed,

To tell the whole world that I love all these treats

Of pretty hats and designer shoes to adorn my feet.

Gowns in luxurious velvets, satins and flimsy soft silk,

I want to be pampered, spoilt and daily bathed in milk,

My hair curled, lips red and my cheeks pat with rouge,

Travelling the world, from hot India to cool leafy Bruges.

I want lots of jewels and gems, silver, diamonds and gold,

They´d adorn my body from youth, till I´m wrinkled and old,

I don´t give a damn what the folk in this world have to say,

When this old dame flaunts it all and then goes on her way.

I want to be dressed like a Yule tree and painted like mural,

I shall jangle like an orchestra and I´ll be anything but rural,

I shall be dancing like a banshee and I´ll sing with the moon,

Life is too short, I want it all, as we´ll all be gone far too soon.

I want to be garbed in all colours and reek of rich perfumes,

Please give it all to me now dear life, as it is never too soon,

I want to boogie in discos, rap in the hood and waltz at the ball,

I want it now, over the top, exaggerated, I absolutely want it all.